After the elation of picking up a title-promising 3-3 victory over Celtic at Ibrox, a stunning triumph which prompted a fist-pumping lap of honour from Big Phil, Tav-Pen, et al, the chickens came home to roost. Before the match against relegation-threatened, Ross County, the odds were being well and truly shouted from the rooftops in favour of the Champions-elect, led by the odious turncoat, Hugh Keevins.

Succulent media darlings and fans alike were crowing like Roosters on steroids in anticipation of the £60,000,000 bounty just waiting to be transferred into the face-painter’s account in reparation for past misdeeds. However, The Mighty Roosters transformed into Chicken Littles as Don Cowie’s northern battlers decided to chuck a spanner in the spokes of the runaway train piloted by former Coventry City legend, Phillipe Clement, a vehicle of course destined for glory, glory.

Here’s how it all unfolded from my bed in Brisbane…behave!

Having been alcohol-free since the ravages of last Sunday’s alleged defeat, I felt something in my water and decided to observe the early stages from under the sheets on the web. I was nursing a head cold so after enduring the calamity of a Ross County O.G, I gave up the ghost and turned it off.

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